Saturday, September 27, 2008

New Look/New Toy

I decided to ditch the "all black" and try something fresh.

Oh, and I also have a new Gadget to try out. Give it a whirl!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

A E-mail Discussion with my Roomie

Just had a good discussion with a friend of mine (a Liberal, alas) about this. I have has his permission to post it on here.

Your Friend, David Bozza, has recommended the following page on Title: Important URL: Your friend also included this personal message:

Hey Nate. I came across this and just HAD to send it to you.. Don't get mad hehe


Took me about 45 minutes to write my response, because I had to check my sources:

You bring me Rosy? Please. I can take that lunatic any day.

"I am having Sarah Palin nightmares. I dreamt last night that she was a member of a club where they rode snowmobiles and wore the claws of drowned and starved polar bears around their necks. I have a particular thing for Polar Bears. Maybe it's their snowy whiteness or their bigness or the fact that they live in the arctic or that I have never seen one in person or touched one. Maybe it is the fact that they live so comfortably on ice. Whatever it is, I need the polar bears."

Funny, I have a different view about Polar Bears: The fact that they're not the kind, friendly little things we see on Coke commercials. Maybe it's because I view them as the vicious animals who maim, kill, and eat everything that has meat.

Besides, my nightmare is where they go overpopulated and start killing people. Just search Google images for Polar Bear+attacking and tell me how friendly they look to you now.

"I don't like raging at women. I am a Feminist and have spent my life trying to build community, help empower women and stop violence against them. It is hard to write about Sarah Palin. This is why the Sarah Palin choice was all the more insidious and cynical. Th
e people who made this choice count on the goodness and solidarity of Feminists.??"

HAH! She'll rage with anyone who she doesn't agree with. See her on "The View" for more details.

"But everything Sarah Palin believes in and practices is antithetical to Feminism which for me is part of one story -- connected to saving the earth, ending racism, empowering women, giving young girls options, opening our minds, deepening tolerance, and ending violence and war."

You're right. She's just a racist (never mind her husband is half-Eskimo), hates the Earth (never mind the fact she wants to drill in a area that looks like this:

Yup. With equipment that is environmentally sensitive, no less. Ignoring these facts, yes, she hates the environment.), wants to keep women in the kitchen and keep little girls from doing anything (never mind the fact that she
is the first woman in American history within any party that actually has a shot in reaching the White House in any manner. As the Left has stated, she's "only one heart beat away" from being the first woman President. Besides, it's most of her opponents that suggest that she should actually be in the kitchen and not in the office.) keeping our minds closed (some of the highest scores in test scores and wants to open intelligent discussions about Intelligent Design vs Evolution with both of them on equal ground, which is unheard of in any other place) and keeping us forever in battle (better to attack those who threaten us openly and violently than let them quell and keep their rage until they fly planes into our buildings.

But then again, maybe she wants to do the Clinton philosophy and do nothing but pull out)

"I believe that the McCain/Palin ticket is one of the most dangerous choices of my lifetime, and should this country chose those candidates the fall-out may be so great, the destruction so vast in so many areas that America may never recover. But what is equally disturbing is the impact that duo would have on the rest of the world. Unfortunately, this is not a joke. In my lifetime I have seen the clownish, the inept, the bizarre be elected to the presidency with regularity."

No real facts here. Just opinion. Although, yes, the clowns have come in since '92.

"Sarah Palin does not believe in evolution. I take this as a metaphor. In her world and the world of Fundamentalists nothing changes or g
ets better or evolves. She does not believe in global warming. The melting of the arctic, the storms that are destroying our cities, the pollution and rise of cancers, are all part of God's plan. She is fighting to take the polar bears off the endangered species list. The earth, in Palin's view, is here to be taken and plundered. The wolves and the bears are here to be shot and plundered. The oil is here to be taken and plundered. Iraq is here to be taken and plundered. As she said herself of the Iraqi war, "It was a task from God."??"

Okay, let's just ignore that there are at least 35-40% of scientists in the world, some of which are hardcore atheists, that do not believe in Evolution. Let's not explore any other options beyond that. It's Evolution! And not believing in Evolution has everything to do with running a country.

Because, we might just sprout wings at any moment. We need a leader who understands what to do if that happens.

Let's ignore the fact that GLOBAL WARMING HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN YET AND THAT MORE AND MORE CREDIBLE SOURCES AGREE THAT MORE INFORMATION SHOULD BE EXPLORED BEFORE WE SPEND BILLIONS ON FIXING THAT PROBLEM. Let's ignore why she's trying to put them off (because there's plenty of them up around the world to not be a endangered species?).

Let's ignore the fact that, while the Arctic is showing signs of recovery from it, and the Greenland is showing record reports of low temperatures and that it appears to be freezing over some more. Let's ignore that storms have been happening long before there was anything that could be considered a human mark. And will continue to happen long after we're gone. And that as we grow and experience new things, that there will be new side effects to those things that create cancer.

Let's just ignore all that.

How about we just focus on the fact that we've survived on this planet by using its resources given to us. That we shouldn't overuse it, but we should use it. That's what we're trying to do. It's people like Rosie who want us to stop it by just overusing emotions by whatever she reads on the New York Times and take it literally. It's why she was thrown off The View. She's just a woman who needs to get attacked by one of her cute, cuddly bears.

Also, here is the full quote from her:

"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending them out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan."

Palin is clearly praying that we're doing the right thing in Iraq, something sensible for an introspective woman of faith concerned about the lives of our troops to do. She's not saying that she just received a text message from heaven's BlackBerry ordering her to launch missiles. Sorry to disappoint you.

"Sarah Palin does not believe in abortion. She does not believe women who are raped and incested and ripped open against their will should have a right to determine whether they have their rapist's baby or not.??"

And? How is the fact that the father is a jackass the child's fault?. There are programs that allow a child to be given to a family that actually can't have a child. Besides, the statistics on that is low enough where that can't even be used as a viable reason to keep it. Like "to save the mother's life" is. Hardly, if ever, happens.

"She obviously does not believe in sex education or birth control. I imagine her daughter was practicing abstinence and we know how many babies that makes.??"

She actually promotes safe sex in her schools as well as stresses using condoms. She just wants abstinence to be a option, where in schools right now, it isn't. Also, did you know that Alaska has the highest % of condoms given out to students (90% of public schools)

"Sarah Palin does not much believe in thinking. From what I gather she has tried to ban books from the library, has a tendency to dispense with people who think independently. She cannot tolerate an environment of ambiguity and difference. This is a woman who could and might very well be the next president of the United States. She would govern one of the most diverse populations on the earth.??"

Once again, she married a man who's half-Eskimo.

It's like saying that I hate Hispanics.

Also, that fact for the books thing is just a rumor. Just a speculation from a crazy lesbian.

Sarah believes in guns. She has her own custom Austrian hunting rifle. She has been known to kill 40 caribou at a clip. She has shot hundreds of wolves from the air.??

At least we know she'll defend the White House herself, should it ever be attacked.

And she hunts. Never mind that wolves are overpopulated in Alaska. We're allowed to hunt. It's part of that crazy "Bill of Rights" we follow. I fail to see a person who believes in it would be a bad leader.

"Sarah believes in God. That is of course her right, her
private right. But when God and Guns come together in the public sector, when war is declared in God's name, when the rights of women are denied in his name, that is the end of separation of church and state and the undoing of everything America has ever tried to be.??"

*headesks* First off, the only thing the constitution guarantees is that there will be no state religion (which I think is bullshit: It's Darwinism.) Morals and convictions drive who and what we are. Fighting against a nation with the (majority) belief that there is a God, and that God had a son named Jesus, and that we took Jesus' philosophy and used it to forge ourselves a nation is not.

We did not declare War in God's name. Bush said that this is a test of God. We're not fighting a war of religion, we're fighting a war against a fanatical religious group that wants us dead because we believe what we believe. By the way, that same radical religion wants you and Rosie dead, and will probably kill you both if given the opportunity. (Not saying all Muslims are like that. Just the ones who are in league with the ones who bombed a ship, a building, overtook countries without remorse and killed them every single person who disagreed with them or their view of God.)

"I write to my sisters. I write because I believe we hold this election in our hands. This vote is a vote that will determine the future not just of the U.S., but of the planet. It will determine whether we create policies to save the earth or make it forever uninhabitable for humans. It will determine whether we move towards dialogue and diplomacy in the world or whether we escalate violence through invasion, undermining and attack. It will determine whether we go for oil, strip mining, coal burning or invest our money in alternatives that will free us from dependency and destruction. It will determine if money gets spent on education and health care or whether we build more and more methods of killing. It will determine whether America is a free open tolerant society or a closed place of fear, fundamentalism and aggression."

You're right Rosie. Thank you for reminding me why I'm voting Republican. I'm too afraid Obama's going to be inducting that with his presidency.

"If the Polar Bears don't move you to go and do everything in your power to get Obama elected then consider the chant that filled the hall after Palin spoke at the RNC, "Drill Drill Drill." I think of teeth when I think of drills. I think of rape. I think of destruction. I think of domination. I think of military exercises that force mindless repetition, emptying the brain of analysis, doubt, ambiguity or dissent. I think of pain.??"

You're right. Go over to Alaska and go hug some polar bears. They're being raped and need your protection. With your size--of your heart, I know that the Polar Bears will lick their lips--with love!

"Do we want a future of drilling?"

Yes. I would like to pay less for gas, a product which helps us be the productive society we have become until such time we find other means. Not ones that are faaaaaarrrr off in the distance.

Why fix our problems in 7 years, when we can fix our problems in 15-20? A successful Alternative Energy program will come right after those flying cars we were promised 30-40 years ago.

"More holes in the ozone,"

Aren't they repairing on their own? Without any help from the inhabitants?

"in the floor of the sea,"

Are you afraid we're gonna crack open the core of the Earth like a knife thru a apple? Lay off the drugs, Rosie.

"more holes in our thinking, in the trust between nations and peoples, more holes in the fabric of this precious thing we call life?

I would like to live in the world where a crazy former talk-show host has less holes in her arguments and stops getting emotional over a furry animal and starts actually looking at facts without nip-picking it. She's almost acting like a Fundamental Enviromentalist.

Try again next time, Dave :D

Friday, August 22, 2008

Life's Unexpected Turn

Well, after what seems like forever hoping, praying, and trying my butt is finally married. I couldn't be more happier.

My deepest thanks to everyone who could attend and dealt with everything that I had to throughout that experience.

I really haven't much to say in this post, as I'm still in somewhat bliss that I can somewhat forget the US interaction of Georgia w/ Russia basically threatening the comical "Them or us" girlfriend break-up theme. I really am not annoyed that Barry O. decided to launch a attack on John McCain about how many houses he owns, yet seemingly forgetting about his problematic housing situation himself.

Instead, I'm going to smile a bit at how much in love I am with my wife (I finally get to say that) and thank God for putting her in my life.

Now all I gotta do is slowly help her lose her evil Liberal ways..

Although, just as a amusing note...

I saw this a little while ago:

Most people have been getting pissy with it, but this is what I saw earlier that day over at a FYE a day before the commercial went public.

Totally not a celebrity my ass... (which, by the way, was a direct quote from him.)

[edit] Aaaannnd finally, with the DNC only minutes away, let us stand up and salute to the Obama National Anthem (maybe this one he'll stand at attention)

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Fairness Doctrine: Why Liberals Can't Seem to Take a Hint

Forget everything you ever learned in economics.

Democrats has finally started being sensitive to Al "Lying Liars" Franken and other liberal radio hosts. In shock/denial that the Free Market has decided that it likes Conservative radio shows, they have finally figured out a method that could dethrone Rush Limbaugh from his untouchable throne: the Fairness Doctrine.

To save you the hassle of reading all that, the Fairness Doctrine was instituted back in 1969 in order to say that stations could not have a single view presented, and that stations who give political opinions most also allow the opposing side to also give their view in some form in equal manner.

You know, like those parents who demand that their child have equal play in the baseball game, even though their child doesn't ever swing the bat or likes to sit out in left field and play with the grass during the tee-ball games...

Not that I'm thinking of any child in particular...

It lasted until the 80's, where Ronald Regan removed it. Democrats tried to push it back in the 90's, but Bush threatened another veto.

You'd figure that such a thing would be over and done with, but it appears that we're in Round 3 and the challenger already has their skull cracked in. But hey, if they wanna go another round, we'll go. But this time, we have a new challenger. One who's flaws we're already supposed to give. And unfortunately, due to recent activities by this very blogging program, I can't say his name in a negative tone, lest I fear that his supporters come to find me and claim me as a spam blog...
F*$! it, It's Barack Mother-F#!@ing Obama!

That's right, the Golden Child are Liberals only hope that their message gets spewed from all media sources. There are plenty of talks that they are going to talk about it at the DNC, (from the mouth of Nancy Pelosi and John Kerry) and Obama is their one great shot to get this passed. With McCain in office, they are only guaranteed a 30% chance.

To liberals, not controlling Talk Radio is a bane to their existence. After all, they already control the majority of the media outlets. It's like back in 700's, when the Muslims conquered 95% of Spain, except this one itsy, bitsy spot they couldn't just take over. Talk Radio is the wart on their otherwise "perfect" face. Rush Limbaugh is their sworn enemy, with his recent acquisition of a $400 Million contract which lasts until 2016, making him paid more than every news anchor in the United States combined. He represents a truth that they will never accept: People who listen to talk radio prefer Conservative hosts.

It's not their fault they can't take talk radio. Well, maybe it is...

Most Liberal talk shows that have been hailed by the Mainstream Media as "Liberals answer to Rush Limbaugh" have crashed and burned while Rush stood over the ashes, lighting his cigar, and urinating over the ashes.

Yes, it was that bad.

One of the only few Liberal talk shows that are actually doing decent is Alan Combs, of Hannity & Colmbs fame. I will admit, I actually like listening to him on occasion, mainly because you have to listen to both sides in order to debate them. I actually have a sense of respect of him in the fact that he is actually putting himself up on the table for Conservatives to debate him...not that I actually agree with him.

At least he doesn't walk blindly into the left side like my co-workers. However, Colmbs success is rare, as his fellow Liberal talkers are not so successful.

Air America suffers daily, but somehow exists. Al Frankin continues to truck on with his 10 listeners. Randi Rhodes quit Air America fairly recently, and is currently speaking her beliefs on your local neighborhood street corner (God help you if you try to debate her.) Mike Malloy was the winner (and by winner I mean winning a "Gold Medal at the Special Olympics" type of winner.) for awhile, until he was fired by the Jews.

As you can see, it's a free market, and the market has spoken. Why give a trophy to the guys in 20th place? What kind of message does Liberals hope to send with this kind of "Fairness"? If liberals talk show hosts can't seem to get seem to get radios to pick up their radio programs, then maybe the problem isn't with the radio companies or media bias.

Besides, liberals already have the market cornered on online talk radio. There's just no money to be made there, which ironically fits the demographics of most liberal talk show listeners: having Internet access that doesn't block streaming websites...

which jobs do not generally have.

Friday, April 25, 2008

And Moses Did Say "Let my people go...!@$% themselves"

A few days ago in the once-a-year celebration event called "Earth Day" or as I lovingly call it, "Staunch Reminder on Why We Don't Have Nuclear Power" day, (which, obviously, the French don't celebrate, with them having tons of nuclear power and 0 fatalities or environmental risks.) we all dealt with the usual hippie banter on how we can save the Earth by buying a Hybrid, hang around our solar-powered, windmill attached houses and watch Al Gore's PowerPoint Presentation while being told that your gas guzzler is destroying the environment (never mind the fact that the USA could never match China's CO2 emissions even if we tried...did I mention the fact they signed that Kyoto Agreement?).

Somewhere through all the "Protect Mother Earth" crap and "Save the Planet" hoopla, one of my favorite women in the whole wide world, Nancy Pelosi comes to my attention.

Just look at her beautiful smile.

During a rousing "Staunch Reminder on Why We Don't Have Nuclear Power" Day speech (C'mon people, The FRENCH have it! The FRENCH! ) Nancy Pelosi said this:

"The Bible tells us in the Old Testament, 'To minister to the needs of God's creation is an act of worship. To ignore those needs is to dishonor the God who made us.' On this Earth Day, and every day, let us pledge to our children, and our children's children, that they will have clean air to breathe, clean water to drink, and the opportunity to experience the wonders of nature."

Apparently we know who else was in the bathroom during the Democrat Leadership Council a few years back when they taught the Democrats how to fake a belief in God Al "Where your heart is, there's your treasure also" Gore.

Ladies and Gentlemen what I am about to say will probably not shock you, nor may it be the first nor last time you've heard this uttered, but it must be said:

NANCY PELOSI IS WRONG! Check for yourself if you think otherwise.

I'd like to point out that, despite what others might say, this is not a misquote. There's nothing in the bible hinting at such a thing. You know that whole "God gave us dominion over the fish in the sea and the birds in the air" thing kinda contradicts exactly what she said. I coulda sworn the bible basically said, "Here's Earth. Take it. Rape it. It's yours." not "Worship My creation just as you would Me."

I haven't read the Good Book in awhile, so maybe the ACLU has put it up for interpretation recently and threw that in. Maybe she got mixed up with something Jesus said...but then that would be in the New Testament. As I said in a previous post, the Bible is not really my area of skill. I've read some of it, but my skill mores lies with the philosophy and the rules of the Catholic faith. All I know is that I would have spent 15 minutes looking at the bible to confirm that quote before I go in front of national television and speak.

And of course, the liberals in the media ate the whole thing up. Didn't take long, however, for someone to open up a bible and actually look in it to see that she had no idea what she was talking about.

It's not like I needed yet ANOTHER reason to want her gone from the senate..

Sunday, March 23, 2008

An Attack on the Church I Fully Support...the Co$

As some of you may or may not know, I have focused the studies on my Catholic faith to focus on mainly researching other religions, thus being able to discuss with different beliefs in a intellectual manner when the moment comes. This, unfortunately, does not make me as verse with the main book, the Bible, as I want to be. This actually prevents me from debating with other Christians, however, I am great in verse against non-Christians. This is something I have strived to do, and I wish to continue with this.

One of the reasons I bring this up is that I have done, since 2001, tons of research involving lots of groups. One group I wish to focus on, though, happens to be one you may be somewhat familiar with is $cientology.

$cientology happens to be a cult that was made somewhat popular due to Tom Cruise over the recent years, but was started by a somewhat mediocre Science Fiction Writer named L. Ron Hubbard quite a number of years ago. Since then, they have used and abused almost any and all copyright laws in existence, attempted a break-in on the IRS, attempted to commit a author for attacking them, attempted to control a entire city in Flordia, assault anyone who dares to attack them, oh, did I mention the fight against shrinks, not to mention several notable murders & susicides caused by them?

It's gotten to a point where we, as people, should stand up against them. Which is why we must turn to a group that has no name.


Anonymous are a group who have been recently been fighting Scientology over the withdrawal of a $cientology Promotional Video made by Tom Cruise that can only be shown to people who are higher up the food chain in Scientology. After that, they've done some attacks on them. They are also pressing the IRS to remove their tax exemption status, usually held for religions that don't...threaten our existence. Hopefully, with their help, they will remove them from the internet and, if they so wish it, help them move along to Free Zone, or preferably re-find God in their lives.

So, I just wish to say that if you want to help, listen to the Padres' words:

And to Anon, I wish to say that, although I avoid /b/ like the plague, I hope to see some of you in Charlotte April 12th.

Fight the good fight!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Weekly Hiaku

A man had a dream

Still we face the bitter truth

They pushed themselves back.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Weekly Haiku

The Mighty DM

Has Finally Rolled a one.

Thank you for your works.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Goodbye, Litmus Test

As most of you may or may not know, I am very technologically versed. I, frankly, marvel at what man has accomplished over the past 20 years. Everything still surprises me at what we are capable of and hopefully with the coming Fall of the Roman Empire remak--I mean election , we human beings might still be able to see that flying car we were promised 50-60 years ago.

This, however, brings up a bad part which has effected our society greatly and had, alas, gotten rid of our only means of shifting thru those who are mentally insane. I, of course, refer to the Bluetooth.

The Bluetooth has damaged our society more than you can ever imagine. A bold statement, I know, but consider this situation:

You're walking around a narrow hallway (enough for two people to cross easily) and you see before you a man on the other side. As you get closer, it appears that this gentlemen is talking to himself. What do you do?

A) Turn around the other way and pray he does not take notice.
B) Panic and start to look for the nearest security terminal.
C) Carry on and pay the man no mind.

I remember the time where the answer used to be a simple A. Maybe even B if you were a bit paranoid. Generally, people talking to themselves should be avoided and/or committed. However, Blackberry's pose a problem: how do we know who's talking on a Bluetooth and who isn't?

More and more, we must consider the fact that our lives are in great danger. One wrong guess could spell horrible, mutilated death for you and your loved ones! ...or just some hobo asking for change. Either way, are you willing to risk your family's well being (or your change: how else will you feed the meter?) on the gamble that the skinny-looking black man or the stout Hispanic talking to himself further down the road is using a Bluetooth, or is he discussing with the Elder Gods about selecting you as next on the list of sacrifices to appease the hunger of Great Cthulhu?

America, the Litmus test is gone! No more are we safe from our rational and logical thoughts of avoiding people on the streets talking to themselves! Gone are the days where such situations could be avoided! You will now never really know now when you're walking around your college campus and hear a man right behind you, talking to himself, that he's not actually a crazy psycopath stalking you...or a harmless(?) college student just talking on his Bluetooth.

May God have mercy on our souls.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

A Cruel Ironry

Today is the day of many things.

First off, today is Super Tuesday, the day that 10 states supposidly decide the fate of our Presidental nominees. Unfortunatly, due to my living in North Carolina, I am unable to particpate in such a thing. With the disappoint of Flordia mainly due to the "Independent" (aka liberal) influence, there is a strong illusion that McCain is the Republican front runner. That is, of course, if you just read the New York Times or most of the Mainstream Media outlets, (which they can't stop raving about how much they love John McCain...which should be red flag #1)

Unfortunatly, due to the situation that liberals have put us in, we are now left with two Republicans that I'd rather not see in office. (I was a Thompson supporter, FYI).

It's like picking up the leftovers of a buffet. We either have between the skinny looking chicken, or the overdone steak. I'll leave it to you to decide which one describes which canidate. I'm, unfortunatly, rooting for Romney, because at least he's a Republican. With McCain, being a liberal Republican (which we already have a term for: Moderate Democrat), he hardly follows anything that the Republican party stands for. So it's pretty much anyone's guess when he's going to finally do what he should have done already and switch parties. Maybe he's just waiting to see if he gets elected before he betrays the GOP. Well, even more than what he has already.

And in the trash of the buffet we call the Democractic ticket, we have Hilarly "Feminist only when it's convient, then I cry Crocodile tears" Clinton against Barack "Radical Ideas=GOOD!" Obama. With Edwards gone (Thank you sweet merciful Christ), it's left to pick the lesser of two evils.

So, as it appears, we're properly screwed this coming election. No matter who wins, the American people lose. Which brings up to another importance of today: Mardi Gras

For those of you non-Catholics, Mardi Gras is the last day before the season of Lent that we can actually (amoung other things) drink, before we fast for 40 days. With what lies before us, I suggest you take full advantage of this; it's going to be a rough 40 days.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Why I'm a Conservative Republican: Reason #1721

I've talked about it with several people already, but I have yet to speak of the joys I have felt on here (which would make a good second post, I feel)

So a month ago I was working at my job when this woman comes up to me asking for a cookie. Since I work at the Doubletree, we provide our guests with cookies. However, we were told that any additional cookies would cost money. I told the lady this and she said we got them for free. I then instructed her of this new situation that was discussed no more than a day ago.

To which she told me, and I quote:

"If I were some white blonde bitch I bet you would give me those cookies for free."

Yes, ladies and gentlemen...she played

The Race Card (TM)

This, personally, is one of my biggest pet peeves. I was raised well enough to know to view people past skin long as they're not running in my general direction late at night...or looking behind me whenever I go to my ATM at night...

I'm shocked by such a action, I just looked at her like I was about to smack her and offered her all the free cookies she could eat, but she said no. Before she left, I remarked that I hope my Hispanic fiancee can forgive me for being such a racist and she walked off in disgust. Thus, I repelled her race card with yet another race card! Fortunately, I got mine in a few months ago when I proposed.

Everything else went smoothly. The boss (who's black) apologized to the black woman and basically cracked jokes with me behind her back. I mentioned she might be back to play from a new deck: the ACLU...

you know, the Anti-Cookie League Union.

Or the NAACP deck? The National Advancement Against Cookie Pilfering.

I can imagine her forming a protest in the middle of the streets, screaming "Free at Last! Free at Last! Good God, the Cookies are Free at last!"

People need to learn when to pick their battles and stop calling a orange a banana.

Anyways, I found a discussion board about experiences of bigotry, and I figured I would express my feelings of it thru a forum. Seems harmless, right? I was experiencing bigotry...I should show my experiences to show the other races that even the majority can still get called upon the blame game.

Everyone who saw my post shouted praise upon the land, giving me encouraging words about my experiences and let me know that bigotry knows no bounds: even through the colors of the skin.

You know, the way you'd expect from a bunch of college students posting in a ultra-liberal forum.

Didn't realize it at the time, but apparently I didn't have a right to complain about feeling bigotry. After all, I'm the bigot. And after three days of discussion, I was called a time-traveling Martian Objectivist who had sex with a Southern Girl who wasn't a slave owner.

Needless to say, a intelligent conversation for a liberal is hard to come by. Only 3 people actually attempted to discuss this with me in a rational manner...for a while.

I did the only thing I could do. I insulted the Left Wing's religion-substitute (Evolution) and stopped posting on that thread before the flames began to rise.

I was Liberal for a few years. I like to call it my "dumb" days. I basically did the same thing...sorry, I've never done the same thing. I'm not surprised I've slowly "evolved" into a Conservative on my own after awhile. When you deal with this amount of garbage for long enough that it hurts your head, it's time to leave the group before it's too late.

But more on that another time.

Well, I feel this is a much better post than the first one...I hope you enjoyed it ^_^

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Anything in Latin Sounds Profound

I've noticed that people like to use Latin for the titles of their blog. So I decided to go along with the in-crowd, since that is what I am prone to do, of course. Next thing you know, I might just start talking about how Britney Spears went crazy the other day. I frankly don't really care about her situation, really. She's dug herself in the grave she's in and if she's not smart enough to find the pick left down there to get her out, she deserves to be in there. I'm talking about it! See, that's how infectious that crap is. Especially when they're playing it all over every single Mainstream venue like I'm supposed to care. It's like when Manhunt 2 hit stores awhile back and everyone started getting up on how violent and gory it was...all the while Rockstar Games probally sold tons and tons of the game thru the entire thing because of all the free publicity the game got. (I actually rented was ok, I guess.)

Honestly, I'm basically only typing the first thing that pops into my head, so feel free to stop reading at any point at all. I'll forgive you for not reading thru it all, since I'm absolutly terrible at introduction posts. Seriously, whenever I join some forum, I end up sounding like some 12 year old posting on a forum.

You're still reading this? Why? I'm just typing random observations. It's not like I'm posting my thousands upon thousand reasons why I feel that our last president and his "wife" should be launched into space, pinned to a chair, fed thru a IV and be forced to listen to a audio recording of each and every single one of their transgressions towards the country and to humanity as Special relativity comes into play in a cruel and sadistic form of punishment, ensuring that their remaining years will be preparation for the hell they will go to when they die...

Or maybe I've just seen Voices of a Distant Star one too many times. I dunno.

Are you still reading? I'm honestly not that interesting when I get like this. I figured I'd get the first blog out of the way so the next one is actually far more interesting. Seriously, I figured I might have scared you off with the whole "sadistic death" thing.

I might as well end it before things get really bad. I promise that my next post will have far more substance to it. After all, the first post in any blog is supposed to be the best. Then, after that, people usually stop posting all together. I figured if I post Randomness for the first post, then I will feel the need to post another one showing exactly what I'm capable of.

Genius, I tell you!

...of course, the plan fails if you don't come back.

So here's hoping!